If you’re a news blogger mailing a company’s press support for a statement, and they reply with “Are you a journalist?”, then here are the top ways to answer that:
1. “Let’s not talk about me, let’s talk about YOU.”
2. “Yes, I am, didn’t you see my twin unicorns scoop in last month’s New Fantasy?”
3. “You talkin’ to me? Well, I can’t see anybody else… you talkin’ to me?”
4. “yah i’m a perfessional LOL”
5. “Thank you for your inquiry! This is an automated reply. Unfortunately, due to the high demand of emails we’re getting …”
6. “No, I’m a criminal collecting random words to print out for my ransom notes.”
7. “Well, aren’t we ALL?”
8. “Instead of one of those boring text answers, I prepared a little song for you…”
9. “Define ’journalist.’”
And the top blogger answer to “Are you a journalist?” is…
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Top 10 Replies to "Are You a Journalist?"
If you’re a news blogger mailing a company’s press support for a statement, and they reply with “Are you a journalist?”, then here are the top ways to answer that:
1. “Let’s not talk about me, let’s talk about YOU.”
2. “Yes, I am, didn’t you see my twin unicorns scoop in last month’s New Fantasy?”
3. “You talkin’ to me? Well, I can’t see anybody else… you talkin’ to me?”
4. “yah i’m a perfessional LOL”
5. “Thank you for your inquiry! This is an automated reply. Unfortunately, due to the high demand of emails we’re getting …”
6. “No, I’m a criminal collecting random words to print out for my ransom notes.”
7. “Well, aren’t we ALL?”
8. “Instead of one of those boring text answers, I prepared a little song for you…”
9. “Define ’journalist.’”
And the top blogger answer to “Are you a journalist?” is…
10. “Napoleon in room 12 sure THINKS I am!”